all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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