I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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