Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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