He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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