Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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