i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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