First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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