he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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