whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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