Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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