maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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