So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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