In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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