im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
birth control should be required to get into college
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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