yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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