do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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