What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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