Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going