Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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