Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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