also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now