Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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