well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
birth control should be required to get into college
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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