I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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