you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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