what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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