how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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