Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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