butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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