VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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