if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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