Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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