yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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