Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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