i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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