Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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