You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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