I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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