WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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