Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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