i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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