Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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