the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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