how can u be prego again
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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