Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
