You're completely useless in the revolution.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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