Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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