So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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