i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Randomize