i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
love makes seman taste better
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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