God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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