I need help removing her.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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