i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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